domingo, mayo 13, 2007

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Si no viste la película jodete. Estoy tan indignado que siendo las 2:50 de la mañana vine a hacer mierda esta película que bien merecido lo tiene.

Primero:
Desde el vamos, yendo de una escena a la otra resalta que el guión es pobre. Peter Parker siendo mas boludito de lo normal, la mina que se parkeriza y empieza a fracasar, él se transforma en un egocéntrico más que obvio, todo color rosita, voces que se quiebran, ojos que lloran, en fin...

Segundo: El guión esta forzado para que todo cierre.
¿Harry perdiendo la memoria? ¡Qué ¨invento¨ bizarro fue ese! Venom recién convertido se topa mágicamente en la inconmensurable ciudad de Nueva York con el arenoso y le propone matar a Spidy porque le impide ayudar a su hijita, ahora, como chorga se entera Venom de todo esto me pregunté yo, no tuve respuesta. El mayordomo de Harry Osbourne, en la puta vida apareció ningún mayordomo, pero bueno aca aparece uno para dar vital testimonio de la auto muerte de Osbourne padre, asi Harry indulta a Peter y se vuelven amiguitos otra vez. El mayordomo, por favor....

Tercero: Vi el trailer no se hace cuanto, un año, tal vez mas. Aparece Venom, groso momento, un enemigo sarpado para hacerle el aguante a Spidy. Bueno, jodanse pareceria decir el inventor de esta choronga, porque si, Venom aparece al final, en una pelea asi como breve y nada mas. Qué decepción.

Cuarto:
A todo esto el arenoso dice ¨¡si, a matar a Spidy!¨pero al final cuando Venom muere, aparece el arenoso, todo acongojado, diciendo que él no era malo, que mató al tio Ben sin querer, que se re arrepiente, todo por su hijita enferma, Peter Pancho que llora y clava un ¨te perdono¨. Qué pretencioso al pedo, me chupan la pija los dos.

Quinto: ¿Al final que voy a ver, una película del hombre araña o de un pelotudito que se llama Peter Parker que es mas boludo que las palomas y que se la pasa llorando como un puto? Hasta sin máscara pelea ya, no quiero ver mas la cara de mamerto de este pibe. Para eso hubiesen puesto a Hugh Grant y Meg Ryan asi por lo menos vomitaba encima de alguien. Dos horas veinte de pélicula, como mucho veinte minutos de acción, tremendo pelotazo, que mentira Dios.
Con la tecnología de hoy podría haberse hecho una gran saga, si las anteriores a mi gusto safaban, esta es insostenible, al final la mierda se escurre entre los dedos.

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Emiliano Ruiz Díaz dijo...

Jugus !!! muy buena la nota y me gustan frases como "que me chupen la pija" me recuerdan a alguien...
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Jugus dijo...

Gracias por pasar!

Emi: muy cerviniano decis? no se, suelo ser mas diplomático cuando de discutir se trata, pero esta garompa me indignó. Más me indignó que muchos boludos aplaudan cuando terminó la película, seguo miran Gran Hermano Famosos los idiotas.

Al resto, vayan a verla =)

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pd: andá a mirar 300 que los espartanos esos no perdonan a nadie y si se les cruza una mina embarazada igual la atraviesan de lado a lado, esos no andan con prejuicios ni complejo de personalidad.

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